Twin Sons Of Different Mothers
I suppose I might have seen this one coming if it had involved any political figure that actually matters (i.e. if I’d been interested enough to look for it). Still, it does seem to be a match worthy of e-Harmony:
Direct-mail guru Richard A. Viguerie has announced the launch of a new Web site, www.UltimateRonPaul.com.
“I remain uncommitted to any of the Republican candidates,” Viguerie said, “but it is clear that Ron Paul is truly a principled conservative in the grand tradition of Robert Taft, Barry Goldwater, and Ronald Reagan.”
Viguerie, the one-time ultimate right-wing purist and now just plain fringe crank, had more idiocy to utter, but quoting it here would be akin to sport fishing with power saws. As has been observed at length elsewhere, Ron Paul’s is essentially an anti-war candidacy using the Constitution as a Speedo. It has about as much intersection with “principled conservatism” as Michael Moore has with Deal-A-Meal. Even the conflation of an isolationist (Taft) with a libertine Cold Warrior (Goldwater) and the, um, “total package” (Reagan) is indicative of the deterioration of Vigeuerie’s philosophical synapses, unless his is an evolutionary parallel, which would make his seating himself as judge of that process exquisitely comical.
But heavens, no, he’s not endorsing Ron Paul; just dragging him into the political backseat and having his way with him. Rather like a common law marriage that never gets formalized.
If they ever do “tie the knot,” I sure hope Rudy Giuliani officiates at the ceremony. That spectacle would belong on pay-per-view.





