Mike Huckabee Causes Nosebleeds
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it
Sure, sure, devastatingly handsome ghost villains
aren’t supposed to bleed, but we sneeze a lot harder than the rest of you mortals, too. Particularly at the spectre of the John Edwards of the Republican Party capturing the first leg of the primary campaign.
Hey, it was either that, or wretch uncontrollably. And you don’t want to have to clean ectoplasmic regurgitants out of the carpet at that time of night.
Log on and tune in to find out if I lose complete control of all my orifices, or just the usual one.
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