Notes to J-Ger:

***I use the nickname “J-Ger” for you because (1) I think it’s snappy, (2) I’ve contracted “George Bush I Have To NickName Everybody For Verbal Shorthand” disease, (3) Hugh Hewitt already took the pretentious modifier “indispensible,” and (4) it reminds me that I once did former Oakland Raiders kicker Jeff Jaeger’s tax return.

***”RomneyIsGod.com” and “Giuliani Central Hub” were funny to me when I first coined them; they don’t make me chuckle all that much anymore simply because of the Second Law of HumorDynamics, but I do retain a fondness for injecting candor into my commentary without having to expend extra keystrokes.  Though if the jesting equating of the Mittster to deity offends, I can always modify it to “RomneyIsIndispensible.com” instead.  Given your take on Romney’s “oddness,” and Double-H’s subsequent exception-taking, I rather doubt you would mind.

***Though I do have something of a weight problem (the classic “middle age spread”) I hardly think that I am several people.  And I know for a fact that I’m not schitzophrenic, because I just asked myself that question and I confirmed it.  Though perhaps if I were, my blog traffic would pick up.

***If anybody wants to start referring to Hard Starboard as “ArthurBranch’sLawOffice.com“, I won’t mind….