Can I knock back enough cold medication to be able to see through the haze of sinus pain and not cough uncontrollably at every other word that rolls mellifluously off of my occasionally eloquent tongue?

A pity I can’t just morph into….

….him.  Devastatingly handsome ghost villains don’t get head colds.  They’re just carriers.

That’s a nice segue into Opie Edwards trying to out fascize Hillary on health care.  We’ll also touch (time-permitting) on the President’s trip to Anbar province, Norman Hsu’s reenactment of The Odyssey, Mrs. Clinton’s entitlement rendition of George Wallace’s “segregation now, segregation forever” speech, and Congress must be in session because another Donk slimed our troops.

1PM Eastern/10AM Pacific

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