Great News! Janeane “Frumpy” Garofalo Joins ‘24′ Cast!
There’s a lot of groaning - well, outright anger at the news that our favorite Air antiAmerica Radio host has landed a gig as a government agent on the FOX show ‘24.’ I agree that a good day starts with news that Janeane “Frumpy” Garofalo has been fired, arrested, dissed or even just suffering flu like symptoms, but there’s a silver lining to the lingering brown cloud that’s choking out the God loving sunlight above: Now we get to see Frumpy at least pretend she wants to defend America! And as all 24 fans know - agents end up pissing off Jack all the time - which should give us reason to be optimistic!
Things I want to hear Jack Bauer say in season 7:
1) “Damn it, Frumpy!”
2) “Get Frumpy into the interrogation room, NOW!”
3) “You’re gonna feel more pain than you ever imagined, Frumpy - tell me who you’re working for!”
4) “Tell me where the bomb is, Frumpy, or I’ll shoot off your other knee cap!”
5) “I don’t give a damn about your Geneva Convention Frumpy - tell me the truth or…BANG!”
6) “Give me that syringe, I’ll make Frumpy talk!”
7) “Lock the door at Interrogation room 13 - Frumpy’s just given her life for our country…”
Imagine all of our fantasies come true - on screen! Frumpy Garofalo kidnapped by terrorists! Frumpy dropped from a helicopter, or strapped to a missile, or shipped off to Iran or locked in a room with Chloe! If there was ever a time to hope that ‘24′ is actually a right wing show, Joel Surnow might just have given every America loving, terrorist hating, Air America despising conservative a reason to cheer!
I can’t wait for January!







