Why Opie’ll Never Be President
“What if we took the $500 billion we’re spending in Iraq, and suppose we decided to make primary school education available to 100 million children around the world, in Africa, Asia, Latin America? What if we took the lead in sanitation, providing clean drinking water - by itself, that would have enormous impact on third world places in Africa! … We are not the country of Abu Gharib, Guantanamo, torture, spying on Americans… On my first day in office, I will close Guantanamo.”
Hillary believes the same thing, of course. But she’ll never be numbskulled enough to actually come out and say it publicly.
Until about thirty seconds after she’s been sworn in, that is.
UPDATE: Another Opie offering:
“We need someone who can campaign in Kentucky, we need someone who can campaign in Indiana, need someone who can campaign in, let me see… North Carolina! We need someone who can go anywhere so that we can strengthen our presence in governorships, and in state legislatures and in Congress.”
Did that sound as Deanesque as it reads?
June 19th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Did that sound as Deanesque as it reads?
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Come on, you knew someone would do it.
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